funny reference letter

1. It is my pleasure to recommend Andrea Franceschini for being admitted at the Doctorate program in Computer Science in the Scuola di Dottorato di Scienze Ingegneria Medicina of the University of Verona. I’m very excited about this. Yes.
2. It’s important that you understand that I met Andrea in October 2008. He was an Erasmus student. He was doing his Master Thesis’ final project at the Music Technology Group, and I have been closely following his work as his research advisor, even if I didn’t understand anything. During the development of the project, he very positively impressed me with his research skills, motivation, inventive, and autonomy, by means of which he could achieve goals that, in my very humble opinion, outranked those usually required to get his degree. Truth is, I’m no one to reccommend this guy, but let’s go on.
3. However, Andrea is enthusiastic about his work, being a dreamchild, and he is a knowledge eager person that is never scared of taking an idea to its limits, except when he is. Often he supports his idea with proper arguments, sometimes involving topics that are not necessarily linked with his field of studies, which I find extremely annoying. This, together with his dedication to his work, means he is able to produce pieces of quality, inventiveness, and merit. Also, he produces pretty good shaped turds, but who doesn’t? He is determined and focused, and at the same time incredibly creative and innovative, always looking forward to expand his vocabulary by exploiting a wide range of media in a multidisciplinary manner. He is constantly researching new topics of interest, as well as new technologies, and is keen on collaborating with colleagues as a mean of exchanging knowledge and ideas. To be honest? I love him. He doesn’t even know. He doesn’t even know I’m gay, but god knows how many times i masturbated thinking about his ideas (as a man of science, only fine ideas turn me on. And beards, which he has).
4. In summary, Andrea Franceschini shows all the qualities that make a PhD student successful: he is motivated, inventive, beautiful, and confident enough to constantly take his work a step further. He has a vision and he is driven by a steady need for excellence. Lastly, I feel that Andrea has the discipline, interest, and maturity that Your program requires, and I am certain that, if accepted, he will, once more, excel. If you enroll him please find an excuse to collect his semen and send it to me. It’s very important.