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stai bine pe cascaval?

L-amIntrebatDacaSeimpacaCuBranzasiMi-aSpusCaEsteCeaMaiBunaPrietenaAlui.

IeriAaflatCaestePeCaleSaExpireSis-aPanicatNasol.S-aDusLaFarmacieSiaIntrebat

“NuVaSuparatiavetiCumvaPastilePentruExpirarePrematura?FarmacistulRaspunde:

AvemUnIngredientSpecial,CareVaVaajutaBranzaSaDevinaCascaval.

MultumescDarDeobiceiNustauBinePeCascaval”

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recensamantul bloggerilor:D

people want pillows

at a first sight the verb ” to sleep” may seem simple and attractive . you may tell me it is the same at a second sight, but let’s analyze the meaning of it. people often sleep…at their job, in the bus , on the street , in their shoes, at the cinema, probably in their beds, in the bathroom…but my latest updated research proved that people sleep most often in the classroom. is this bad or wrong? is this a trend in matter of “body positions”?

i might admit there is a certain strategy in sleeping in the classroom. this is strongly connected with one’s sense of fainting fit, responsibility and respect for the teacher from the front of the class. the secret does not remain secret for much time. the strategy is quietly adopted and spread to all fellows, and in this way, the verb “to sleep” becomes a notoriety in matter of morphology.

those who got used to sleeping in the class started to find solutions to improve their way of sleeping and to make it more deep. they discovered that pillow is for them ” a gadget”, something that they could easily hide inside their desks. people need pillows.

don’t ignore the love for pillows, the new type of tolerance, which is called ” pillow tolerance”, and the new improved version of messenger: “BETA PILLOW MESSENGER”…i myself am a pillow lover:-> and i could start “4pilow campaign”, with the slogan “love people, not pillows”.

background information: ~~this has been an outstanding research on the meaning of the verb to sleep. all the information provided might cause several diseases you are prone to sleep forever if you put into practice the things you have just found out:-SS

les petites plaisirs de notre existence-sharing rocks

…once upon a time, a man found a rock. he did not realized how important was that rock for him until one day, when he got out with it in his pocket. all his friends were astonished. they had never seen such a special possession. it was seemingly clear that the man was reach, but he did not admit being so. he decided to take advantage of the fact of having an unique rock: he learned to protect it, to keep it safe in a secret place, and even tried to sing for it.

now, the man is old enough to share the rock with those around him…

i have now decided to share my rocks with you…the one that keeps telling me “you’re funny, but not enough to make me laugh”, the one that “googles” for nothing, the one that stands in front of the mirror, drowning his sorrow in the depth of the image he sees. i have to tell you today you’re beautiful, i love you, and i respect you; i hate you , and i envy you for what you did for others.

this is THE BOOK. and you are allowed to listen my story, to participate in the writing of it.~~enjoy~~